keshiababyy:

I’m so done with the same thing just repeating itself.

kingsleyyy:

can they stop making new iPhones and develop a small device that creates whatever food you want in 2 seconds


(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014)

Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is a live and not after he is dead.
F. Scott FitzgeraldThe Great Gatsby (via feellng)
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone for the first time?
Unknown (via stevenbong)

(Source: little-roro)

taint3ed:

1hund:

suite-tee:

5thflo:

weeble15:

5thflo:

If ya girl not textin back she got some other nigga dick in her mouth

Or she might be doing something important..

Like tryna make another nigga cum

She could even just be sleeping 😴😴😴

with another nigga

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What’s it mean when a nigga ain’t texting back then? 

lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child